{"id":182,"date":"2011-08-05T15:39:16","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T15:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momsnetwork.com\/workathomeblog\/?p=182"},"modified":"2011-08-05T15:36:22","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T15:36:22","slug":"10-ways-to-embarrass-your-kids-on-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/momsnetwork.com\/workathomeblog\/2011\/08\/05\/10-ways-to-embarrass-your-kids-on-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Ways to Embarrass your Kids on Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><!-- START 300x250 AdPeeps.com Code --><br \/>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.media.momsnetwork.com\/adpeeps\/adpeeps.php?bfunction=showad&amp;uid=100000&amp;bmode=off&amp;gpos=center&amp;bzone=300x250&amp;bsize=300x250&amp;btype=3&amp;bpos=default&amp;ver=2.0&amp;btotal=1&amp;btarget=_blank&amp;bborder=0&amp;gspacing=1\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\n<\/script><br \/>\n<noscript><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.media.momsnetwork.com\/adpeeps\/adpeeps.php?bfunction=go&amp;uid=100000&amp;bmode=off&amp;bzone=300x250&amp;bsize=300x250&amp;btype=1&amp;bpos=default&amp;ver=2.0\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.media.momsnetwork.com\/adpeeps\/adpeeps.php?bfunction=showad&amp;uid=100000&amp;bmode=off&amp;bzone=300x250&amp;bsize=300x250&amp;btype=1&amp;bpos=default&amp;ver=2.0\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Click Here!\" title=\"Click Here!\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/noscript><br \/>\n<!-- END AdPeeps.com Code --><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n google_ad_client = \"pub-3923845094689161\"; \/* 120x240, created 9\/23\/10 *\/ google_ad_slot = \"1698308050\"; google_ad_width = 120; google_ad_height = 240;\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\n<\/script><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-185\" title=\"madteen\" src=\"http:\/\/momsnetwork.com\/workathomeblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/madteen-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/momsnetwork.com\/workathomeblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/madteen-199x300.jpg 199w, http:\/\/momsnetwork.com\/workathomeblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/madteen.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/>If you have a teenager on facebook, and you do not want them on there anymore, it is pretty easy to embarrass them enough to get them off. You may even have an adult child whom you wish to seek a little friendly revenge on, to get them back for all the times they embarrassed you in public. Whatever your reason, there is plenty of ways to embarrass your kids on facebook. Listed below are the top ten.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong> Add Their Name to Yours. <\/strong>You have probably seen how some women put their maiden      names in parenthesis to help old friends identify them. Instead, put your      kid\u2019s name in the parenthesis instead. So your name is now Suzie (Johnny      Smith\u2019s) Mom. Be sure to be on their \u2018friends\u2019 list to get the full      effect.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Profile Pics. <\/strong>Posting      their childhood photos to your photo albums just isn\u2019t good enough. Find      the most embarrassing photo you can of them as a child, and use it as your      profile pic. Make sure to include a note to the photo telling how it came      to be.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Friend Their Friends.<\/strong> In order to properly embarrass your kids, you need someone to embarrass      them in front of. Go ahead and friend request all of their friends. You      will not only have an audience, but you can keep tabs on your younger      kids\u2019 friends this way as well.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Day to Day Conversations.<\/strong> Instead of picking up the phone, or talking to them in      person, use facebook as your new medium for keeping in touch. Post      embarrassing conversations on their wall such as, \u201cJohnny, please remember      to put the toilet seat down when you are finished, I fell in this morning,      AGAIN!\u201d<\/li>\n<li><strong>Fan Pages.<\/strong> Find some outrageous fan pages and like them. These will pop up on your      kids\u2019 news feeds and the feeds of their friends that you friended.      Remember your child\u2019s name is in yours, so now it will say \u201cSuzie (Johnny      Smith\u2019s) Mom Likes Women with Flatulence Problems\u201d<\/li>\n<li><strong>Like or Comment to Everything.<\/strong> Anytime your kids post a photo or status update, make      sure you click like and comment on it. If they post a photo of themselves      rock climbing you might respond with \u201cThat looks dangerous honey, did you      get scared? It looks like your pants are wet.\u201d<\/li>\n<li><strong>Suggest Dates.<\/strong> Anytime someone of the opposite sex posts on your kid\u2019s wall, take      advantage of it. Comment after theirs saying, \u201cYou seem like a nice boy      (girl), why don\u2019t you and my daughter (son) get together for a date?\u201d<\/li>\n<li><strong>Use Shorthand Aggressively.<\/strong> Using text speak SMS shorthand comes in handy when      sending a text, IM\u2019ing or for a quick response online, but can get real      annoying if you over use it. So go ahead and LOL, TTYL and CYL8R all over      your kids facebook page.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Intercept Messages.<\/strong> If one of your teenage kids gets a message on their wall from another      friend to call, text or message them, you have a chance to really      embarrass them. Reply back for them saying, \u201cSorry Sally, but Johnny is      grounded and will not be able to meet you at the movies on Friday.\u201d<\/li>\n<li><strong>Threats. <\/strong>This      is a great one for dad\u2019s to use on their daughters. Anytime a guy posts      something to your daughters\u2019 wall, make sure you add your comment to it.      If a guy comments on a photo saying \u201cYou look hot\u201d you can respond back      with \u201cDear guy friend, have we met? If not, we need to, SOON.\u201d A profile      pic of you holding a shotgun will add well to the embarrassment and fear      factor of this type of comment.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I would highly suggest using a few of these ways to embarrass your kids on facebook, but not all. 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